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Late Night sends ‘Space Cowboy’ Jeff Bezos

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Late night hosts had fun with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’ short trip into space on Tuesday. Stephen Colbert greeted his audience with the words: “So happy that you all had a momentous day with us tonight in the history of some people who have way too much money.”

Colbert noted that despite the amount of coverage of the event, it wasn’t too newsworthy.

“So I know it doesn’t matter – I hosted the last of these, OK? For Branson, ”said Colbert, referring to billionaire Richard Branson who made his own trip to the edge of space last week. “Have fun, but talk show hosts don’t anchor historical events – except, of course, when Arsenio Hall interviewed the Berlin Wall.”

The hosts couldn’t resist talking about what Bezos wore when he returned – a cowboy hat.

“I think space makes you Kenny Chesney.” – JIMMY FALLON

“You know you’re rich when you put this on and everyone who works for you says, ‘Oh, it looks great, yeah. You are a man of the people and you just fly into space. ‘” – JIMMY FALLON

“He looks like a cross between Buzz Lightyear and Woody.” – JIMMY FALLON

“Today millions of people around the world looked up and said, ‘Wow, that thing definitely looks like a penis.'” – ANTHONY ANDERSON, guest presenter of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“I think what they say is true, billionaires and their missiles end up looking the same.” – STEPHEN COLBERT

“It’s the only rocket that shrinks in the cold.” – JIMMY FALLON

“They designed it at the Johnson Space Center.” – TARIQ TROTTER from The Roots, the house band on “The Tonight Show”

“It looks like R2-D2 took some Viagra.”– JIMMY FALLON

“You don’t keep it in a hangar, but in the top drawer of a bedside table.” – TARIQ TROTTER

“Next stop, the ‘O’zone.”- JIMMY FALLON

“It’s not that difficult to get into space.” – TARIQ TROTTER

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